Wow

So basically the outcry has been overwhelming for me to not stop this blog. Now I am starting to reconsider based on the literally tens of emails I have already got about it. Basically I am going to get really drunk tonight and then sleep on it.

Some days I think I am totally ready to give the blog up and move on. Other days I think that I was born to blog and blogging is the only thing I have ever been good at. Pretty much you could say that I am confused and scared. And this is a good example of that.

I guess I feel a lot like Danny felt after he was getting pressured by Jesse and Joey to start dating again after his wife had only been cold and dead in the ground for like six months. Well as I am sure you remember, Danny made a date with a lovely young woman and then he called her back and canceled the date. Then he reconsidered and called her back again and said that the previous call was his evil twin Manny Tanner and that the date was back on. Then some other stuff happened that I forget about right now.

The point is though, Danny was scared and confused and also he was talking crazy talk. He felt schizophrenic which is how I feel and some people say I am. So he blamed his other half.

I guess what I am trying to say is that the last blog was by my evil twin Manny Tanner. In other words, the blog is back on. Unless I decide tomorrow that it isn't. You will have to stay tuned to my blog to find out.

Hey, I made something in my life relate to Full House. Looks like I still gots it. See you tomorrow!

Fine you win

So basically the other day someone was talking to me about Full House and also about my Full House blog. They were like hey when you are blogging do you ever notice how all your blogs seem to be about how you are going to keep blogging? And also about how all your blogs are about the blog itself? And about how pretty much the word blog is the only word you even care about?

I guess this huge douchebag has a point. If there is one thing I hate it's when people don't know when to stop. Pretty much this blog is one of the greatest things that has ever been on the internet. I don't think anyone would argue that and if they did I would tell them to shut up. Because of my legacy as one of the top five greatest bloggers in the history of blogs and blog-related websites, I can't allow anything less than genius blogs to be posted on my blog. Basically the blog has made me so famous that I no longer have time to blog the way I used to blog so the blog will be going on indefinite hiatus effective immediately.

I want to thank everyone for all of your support and also your constant praise of me and my blog. I want to apologize for all the things on Full House I never got to blog about - specifically when Kimmy was keeping an ostrich in her backyard and it reached over the fence and bit Jesse on the head. Man that was a great episode. I just couldn't figure out what that was like in my life which is pretty ironic considering I think about that episode several times a day.

Anyway, I want to say to Full House that I love you and I will always use your lessons to make my life way better. Which isn't hard because a lot of times my life is pretty sucky. But you help for it to suck less and I appreciate it.

I will miss you all but since most of you are people I know on stuff like facebook things will pretty much be exactly the same as they always were except we won't talk about how hilarious my latest blog is. This will probably work out ok until I start craving the attention again and do something else that I guilt you into reading or watching or listening to.

I guess the point is that I am a genius and I had fun making this blog. I was lost out there and all alone and this blog was waiting to carry me home. And it did.

Without further ado I will leave you with this:

Zoobadoo bop bah dowwww!


PS - leave comments on this blog about me being awesome. Thanks.

-Rush Hour Renegade

Insulted

So tonight I was hanging out with a guy who has been a huge fan of the blog since about day three. He was talking about my latest blog and about how I was winding down to quit. Immediately I got really angry and sick to my stomach but I pushed it all down inside because I wanted to see where he was going with this. He went on to congratulate me on keeping the blog going as long as I did. I choked back a little vomit and washed the vomit back down my throat with beer. He stared at me and I knew I had to say something.

I told my friend that blogging about Full House is in my blood so don't go digging my grave just yet. I could tell by the look on his face that he was extremely impressed. Sure I could have run down a million Full House analogies like comparing my tenacity to Michelle learning to ride the bike or comparing my commitment to Joey coming back to comedy after quitting or comparing my fearlessness to Stephanie overcoming her fear of the dentist . Because that's just how easy it is. Everything that happens in my life is like something that happened on Full House and I just don't see how I can't continue to blog about that forever.

It seems like the streets may be saying this blog is thinking about closing shop. This isn't something I can turn off people so get used to a lifetime full of Full House blogs delivered hot and fresh from me. This is my life homey you decide yours.

I guess you could consider this blog a warning to all the haters and doubters. I'm straight up in this.

The Secret Files Vol. Infinity

So it looks like basically a lot of people are wondering about the future of the blog and what is going to happen about it. I am a pretty mysterious guy most of the time but since you have all made me totally rich and famous from this blog I am going to let you in on some little secrets about how I have been able to write so many amazing blogs in such a small period of time.

This is the first secret which I will start calling secret number 1 from now on. Secret number 1 is that I have been waiting my whole life to start this blog. I have been saving up ideas for this blog since before blogs were even invented. It's not really a surprise that I was able to fire off so many amazing blogs right from the start huh. If I am not blogging so much as I used to it's because I ran out of backlogged ideas so get off my junk about it.

OK so secret number 2 is pretty much the same as secret number 1 except it is a more specific version of it. Secret number 2 is that when I started this blog I was writing like 3 of these a day and just saving them. Remember about how I said I was totally mysterious? Well I was making it look like I was blogging every day but I was really just popping off some stale blogs I had been saving up inside the blog. There is a place for saved drafts in here and it comes in handy for faking the appearance of a steady blog output. This is probably some kind of blogger's trick but since I never heard about any one else doing it I am just going to take credit for inventing it.

I guess I am pretty much at secret number 3 now. Secret number 3 is that from the start I wasn't working alone on coming up with ideas. Lots of people were writing me emails and being like hey blog about this and I wrote them back and said ok fine I will. Then I would make a totally incredible blog and take all the credit for it. This worked out really well for me. The problem is that all the idea givers got either pissed off with me or bored and they quit feeding me the ideas. Pretty much it has been a problem.

Well now you know all of my secrets that were going on behind the scenes. This blog went from a tiny idea into a giant corporate machine with teams of writers working around the clock to bring hilarious and brilliant Full House blogs to the masses. But then those teams quit and left me here with this dumb blog that I have to keep up with. Even though it's rewarding it's also really hard and annoying and I don't do too good with either of those things.

I guess the fate of this blog reminds me a lot of the fate of Full House itself. As I am sure everyone remembers, Full House never had a series finale episode. ABC just canceled it in the off season with no warning. It was pretty much incredibly rude considering what an awesome show it had been. But ABC just did what it had to do.

After ABC canceled the show, I spent the next 13 years (1995-present) extremely angry about it. But today I think I understand what they must have been thinking. If there is no last episode then there is no reason to say goodbye and you can just spend the rest of your life fantasizing about what the characters are up to. That is what I do every day and it is usually the best part of my day. So even though I am still pissed that they don't make new Full Houses, I am glad they never officially ended it.

That is the point of today's blog. Well there are two points actually. The first point is that I will never end this blog even if I can't blog so much as I used to. Full House showed me that officially ending things is retarded. The second point is that you better start emailing me some blog ideas if you want more awesome blogs. I guess you could leave the ideas as comments but that makes it way harder for me to take complete credit for them which I love.

Well I hope you are all happy about how I leveled with you today.