Insulted

So tonight I was hanging out with a guy who has been a huge fan of the blog since about day three. He was talking about my latest blog and about how I was winding down to quit. Immediately I got really angry and sick to my stomach but I pushed it all down inside because I wanted to see where he was going with this. He went on to congratulate me on keeping the blog going as long as I did. I choked back a little vomit and washed the vomit back down my throat with beer. He stared at me and I knew I had to say something.

I told my friend that blogging about Full House is in my blood so don't go digging my grave just yet. I could tell by the look on his face that he was extremely impressed. Sure I could have run down a million Full House analogies like comparing my tenacity to Michelle learning to ride the bike or comparing my commitment to Joey coming back to comedy after quitting or comparing my fearlessness to Stephanie overcoming her fear of the dentist . Because that's just how easy it is. Everything that happens in my life is like something that happened on Full House and I just don't see how I can't continue to blog about that forever.

It seems like the streets may be saying this blog is thinking about closing shop. This isn't something I can turn off people so get used to a lifetime full of Full House blogs delivered hot and fresh from me. This is my life homey you decide yours.

I guess you could consider this blog a warning to all the haters and doubters. I'm straight up in this.