Bootie Call

One thing a lot of people don't know about is how it is hard to write blogs all the time. It's not like I run out of ideas or ever will run out of them, I just forget which things from Full House go with what thing that ended up happening in my life. Sometimes I try to write down ideas but a lot of really good ones get away. They are usually replaced by even better ones so it is fine but still I wish I could remember every genius thing I ever came up with, but there are so many that I have to be realistic and just know that some I am going to forget.

People always want to know about what will happen if I work through all the scenarios from Full House. Will I just shut down the blog and say that everything is covered? Not bloody likely. The thing about Full House is that it's so universal that one thing that happens on Full House can help you with like 15 things that happen in real life. Here is an example about that:

Take for instance the world famous episode where Stephanie loses Mr. Bear. This could be about lots of different things. It could be about losing something (obviously) or it could also be about being forced to grow up too soon because your stuffed animal is gone. It could also be about someone stealing something from you and hiding it like Michelle did or it could also be about your smug older sister telling you to get over something even though she is still totally in love with her gay Pillow Person which shows what a hypocrite she is. It could also be about your family making you feel better when something terrible happens even though my family never does that so I would never blog about that. I am just saying that it's possible. Anyway see how easy it is to blog about Full House? I will never run out of ideas because I will be dead way before that happens.

I guess if I had to compare Full House to anything I would compare it to the bible. The bible is a book that is really long but nothing has been written in it for millions of years. Still, people talk about it all the time. You know why? I bet you don't so I will tell you why. There are life lessons in there that can be fit into pretty much any situation that would ever happen to you. Just because they stopped writing the bible doesn't mean they stopped having church. And just because they stopped making Full Houses doesn't mean I will ever stop this blog. The ideas are just too endless so you might as well settle in for a lot more blogging by me.

Sometimes though I start to get really upset and have panic attacks when I forget an awesome blog idea. Something happens in my life that goes perfect with something from Full House but then when it's time to blog I can't remember. This reminds me a lot of when Jesse was taking care of the twins when they were basically first born and the twins had names on their booties so people could tell them apart. Well Jesse pulled the booties off and then couldn't figure out which pair of booties went with which baby. Needless to say he was freaking out. He didn't need to be freaking out though, he should have just remembered that it would work itself out eventually.

That is just like me - sometimes I forget which things from my life go with which things from Full House. But then I am like you know what, it doesn't matter which booties goes on which twin, the booties fit either twin and the twins look exactly alike anyway so quit worrying about it. I guess the point of today's blog is that even though running this blog is really hard, I am awesome at it and will never stop so everyone should just calm down.