Passing the test

So basically I talk to all of these other bloggers who are totally famous off their blog too and we brag to each other about blogging. Like bragging about times when blogging was the last thing we should have been doing like when you are blogging in someone's spare bedroom at a party or you were blogging when you were supposed to be going to court. I guess most bloggers think they are badasses and these guys were all bragging about the times when they had blogged drunk and high. They asked me if I had ever done that and I told the truth: that isn't how I roll.

Everyone started laughing at me and calling me a blog noob. They were like man you just don't know anything about yourself as a blogger if you haven't blogged drunk and high. So I decided that tonight I would try it. So far it's pretty scary.

When it comes right down to it, I run a blog about Full House. Blogging about Full House is more of a morning-type activity. These days I am barely ever drunk and high in the morning. Therefore, no I have never blogged drunk and high. But that doesn't mean I don't know who I am as a blogger. I blog about Full House, end of story. Obviously I know about what kind of blogger I am.

But when I told these other bloggers that they were like, psh whatever how about you get drunk and high and write a blog and then come talk to us. I wanna see what the precious little morning blogger does when he's fucked up on a Saturday night.

As you can imagine, I hated all of these guys. But even though I hated them, I also felt like I had something to prove to them. So that's why I had to give it a whirl. And as I referenced before, that night is tonight.

I don't know about you guys but this blog is getting pretty close to done and I think it's gone pretty well. I don't feel like it's my best blog or even in the top half, but I got the job done. It's just one more thing that proves to me what a blog master I have truly become. I can blog no matter what planet I feel like I am on. That's a great feeling.

Anyway, I hope all you naysayers leave me comments about how I stepped up to bar and then went sailing over the bar in triumph. I feel like I proved something to the world tonight. But more importantly, I proved something to myself.