Full House Trivia

Every time I am out to dinner with someone having a nice conversation about Full House they have to go and ruin it. Basically people are always trying to test me about it. I don't have anything to prove about Full House FYI. Just because I introduce myself as the world's foremost authority on Full House it's like I am giving the green light to try and make me look stupid. I know more about Full House than anyone could ever know but that doesn't mean I know everything.

Some jerk is always like hey if you know so much about Full House then what was the name of the dog who came to the house and gave birth to Comet. I give the same answer every time - shut up you faggot. Just because, fine maybe I don't know answers to questions like that but why are people always trying to ruin the one thing in my life that's going right?

Besides, there is a big difference between knowing stupid Full House trivia and actually knowing where the show is coming from on a spiritual level. Sure I have won a lot of money playing Full House trivia in chat rooms online but those days are behind me. There is more to the show than just knowing the name of the guy from the old folks home who DJ was friends with and invited home to judge the dog show but he got confused because he had Alzheimer's. So, so much more.

So for anyone reading this, the next time we talk you should know that I am above your petty trivia games. Half the time I even know the answers but I just don't want to give the question asker the satisfaction. Part of me wants to be like, lookit you weiner - Jesse's cousin from Greece who is also played by John Stamos is named Stavros. Yeah that's right, I knew the answer to that question so what do I win besides the look of amazement and love on your face right now?

Except for that I don't even answer those kind of questions anymore. I just shake my head and think out loud, man it's hard being way up here on this plane while you are down there on that one looking like a fool. The point of this blog is that it's hard being better than people but I am getting more used to it.