I'm not afraid of feedback

Well it was only a matter of time before the blog became really controversial and apparently that time is right now. I read every piece of fan mail I get and basically a lot of the fan mail is from people who aren't fans. They think this blog is too easy and that I am not challenging myself. Take this fan mail for instance.

Dear Rush Hour Renegade,

Everyone under the sun can see how much you are exactly like Jesse in terms of coolness and great looks. Maybe you should blog about something harder like how you and Jesse are different. I bet you can't even come up with anything to blog about then. You should think about hanging up your keyboard.

-Miss Terbear

OK fine I can blog about all the reasons me and Jesse are two different people. First of all, I don't have a motorcycle. There are you happy? Now let's move on to the next fan mail.

Dear Rush Hour Renegade,

What kind of a loser are you? You must be a pretty big one since you hardly ever blog about Danny Tanner. I wish he was my dad. Maybe you should shut down the blog since you don't have time for him.

-Nick E. Inalex

I can't tell you how many times I get letters like this one. Lookit, I have the whole rest of my life to run this blog. Danny's time is coming so don't get your panties in a wad. If there is one thing I have to deal with every day it's that most people who read this blog have extremely wadded panties.

OK, looks like we have just enough time for one more letter.

Dear Rush Hour Renegade,

This is the worst blog I have ever read. Helen Keller could write a better blog with her eyes closed. You wish you were Jesse but you're not and you never will be so maybe you should go to hell and shut up when you get there. Jesse is 8 million times cooler than you so give up and kill yourself.

-Carrie U. Home

See these kinds of letters are probably the meanest but I don't care. If I was going to kill myself I already would have done it by now. I just print out these kinds of fan mail and put them in a folder marked "People Who Are Jealous Of Me." Actually there are five folders labeled this.

Anyway, I hope this just proves that I am not afraid to face my critics and keep on blogging just to spite them. This blog is about Full House but it's also about spite and making people jealous of me which is why I will never stop.

So to all my true fans, I have to go out of town for a few days so I won't be able to update my blog for a little while. I didn't want you to think that I had gave in to my critics and quit the blog or something but it might be a few days before I see you again.

If anything should happen to me and I end up being assassinated or something like that, I want one of my fans to keep the blog going please. My log in name is my email address and my password is Jesse69. Do me proud.