Methanie Tanner

I am always telling people about how I don't do meth. It's not like I couldn't do it if I wanted to, it's just not a very good idea. I had a friend named Stingray who started doing meth and it basically turned him gay. He was already kind of gay to begin with but only gay in the way that he played a lot of video games and had cats as pets. But then he started doing meth and became gay in the way that people are gay when they are a guy and they start having sex with other guys. So it's safe to say that I am a little afraid of meth.

The other day though I was drinking a glass of red wine and chewing on a xanax and I was like boy I'm tired and I've only been awake for like two hours. Maybe I should get some meth to keep me from falling asleep. But I was too tired to think about how I was going to get meth so I turned on the TV to Good Morning America and there was Jodie Sweetin aka Stephanie Tanner. She was talking all about how she used to do meth but doesn't anymore.

A lot of people know that she is a brilliant actress and jazz dancer but a lot of people forget that she was addicted to meth. I remember it a lot though. Every few weeks when I am about to do meth for the first time I remember it. It's just like, man if Stephanie can get addicted to meth with her awesome family support then what hope is there for people like me who don't even have a cool uncle?

So I watched Stephanie talk and couldn't even believe it. I was just like, why did Jesse and Joey not try to stop her? Danny is kind of an idiot so he gets a free pass but you can't tell me that those two guys never did meth or know people who did meth. It's San Fransisco for crying out loud. People who wear shirts like those two guys wear definitely hang out in places where people do meth. They should have seen it coming with Stef.

I guess the whole thing just makes me sad because it didn't have to happen. But yanno Joey was busy with the Ranger Joe show and Jesse had a family of his own and Danny and Vicki were falling in love and DJ was spending most of her time with Steve. So basically it makes sense that no one noticed that Stephanie was getting addicted to dangerous drugs. It makes me wonder what else was going on that no one knew about. Probably nasty stuff I bet.

The point of this blog is that meth is bad for you. Stephanie got addicted to it and now Full House isn't even on TV anymore. The reason I will probably never do meth is that I have my crap together and I wouldn't trade that for anything. Not even drugs - which I love.